An entry from Dr. Penelope Montclair

hey everyone! how are you? great. i am very excited to have the chance to write a few things from time to time. i am just so busy lately that i don't have time to have my own website. but, praise Jesus, Diego here is letting me use his site sometimes. well...i guess i better be honest here ....whew ok...i am not really that busy....it's just that these last few months have been really hard on my plastic surgery practice. there is this woman who has filed some papers against me that use words like "disfigurement" and "malpractice". lies i tell you. i really can't say much more about it. but, i just found out i have to stop my practice while all that is sorted out. i think she is just jealous because of me being really pretty naturally and all. anyway, as the kids say today i gots to pay da billz. so, i am thinking about calling my old friend in "the biz" about anything he might be working on. gunther works out in hollywood making tasteful erotic films. sure, in the past, my resume had some colorful films such as knockin on my backdoor.... and my last film, milk and cookies. but, now i think i need to be more selective on the scripts i have to work with. i have to wait and see what gunther says...i'll keep ya posted! xoxo, penelope kittenz (my old studio name)